Yeah... the craptacular Uwe Boll has yet another stink nugget turning perfectly good DVD's into coasters. Please, avoid it at all cost. Any damage caused to your mind from this point on is your own damn fault.

I don't know much about Far Cry 2, but after watching this, I had to say something, I mean, come on, this is pretty impressive. Im going to have to check this game out now. I have heard of it before, but it sounded like another avarege game, so lets see how its doing.

I don't really have anything to say about this, but I cant help but want one. I read about it on Kotaku, and this has to be the most important thing I've ever heard of. Thank you Capcom. Just, thanks... unless its a horrible drink like the 1up Mario drink ended up being. If thats the case then you should feel horrible.

Anyway, the drink costs about $2, which for a drink and can that I would later fill up with other beverages, because I know I'm not the only one that does that, I dont think thats a bad price. Plus, look at the picture again.

Come one, come all, and get yourself a Gears of War 2 Lancer from the internet. Im pretty sure I'm late on the news here, mainly because I found out about this a week or two ago, but hey, thats why I'm saying it now. Man, for only 140$ you can have yourself a chainsaw, and a gun, all in one.

Now, not only can you get this fine peice of art for 140$, but you can get a bundle package wich is the lancer, and Gears 2, only for an additional 10$. Its actually not that bad a deal, but then again, it really depends on the gun, right?

This gun has more features then pretending to chainsaw your friend when you get the chance, but actually does something, but you'd expect it to.

· Trigger Activates Motorized "Chainsaw" Sound and Vibration Feature
· Side Handle Folds In & Out and Slides Back & Forth
· Removable Clip
· Created from the actual 3D data used in the Gears of War 2
· Powered by 3 "C" Batteries

The coolest thing about it isnt the fact than it runs on 3 C batteries, but I'd have to say its the removable clip. Nothings cooler than lockin and loadin.

Check it out or get one for yourself here.

I think it's safe to say that this is probably the main reason we haven't been here for a couple of days... that and an injured PC. While you wait for us to get back in line, you can purchase Geometry Wars: Retro Evolved 2 from XBLA for just 800G. Go now, and play!

It's finally been announced. Hopefully they won't screw it up. I think Star Trek deserves a good game after all the crap it's had to put up with.

Official Site

After MLG and then the subsequent week plus stint of work that I had in order to go, we are back and ready to get some content posted again. We've got some wonderful stuff lined up, so here' a sneak peak at the awesome that will be up, provided we ever get time to finish it.

GTA IV Review
Not just any GTA IV review, but one done by a man that I truly believe to be the most insane hardcore GTA player on earth... Meta187. Look for it once Meta finds a Paint N' Spray.

MLG Orlando
I'm gonna try and get my pictures in order and write up on the MLG experience from a fan standpoint. MLG was great, but you're gonna hate the review Marriot!